Joke of the Week!

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POOR MAN

A paranoid business traveler is always sure he’s about to be mugged. After checking into his hotel room, he locks his wallet in the safe. He locks and double-bolts the door and fastens the security chain. Just to be triply sure, he huffs and puffs and shoves the dresser, TV, and chair up against the door. He leaves the light on in the bathroom and climbs into bed with his laptop underneath his pillow. Finally, as a last bit of insurance, he calls out into the darkness: “Well, here I am in Chicago . . . broke again.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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